daximed:

Hotel showers are really weird because they can range anywhere from “gently peeing on you” to “I fear for the safety of my nipples”

(via meagan666ripper)

Oct 20
Oct 20

starkinglyhandsome:

dollygale:

captain-raptor:

best thing i learned working with and learning about kids: when they do shit like this, especially to something they themselves use and enjoy, leave it there for as long as possible. let them return to the fun thing over and over again so that it sinks in that the thing they did was wrong, they ruined something, and now they can’t have fun because of it and they should never do it again. it teaches them consequence of action and cautiousness.

i did this with a 3-year-old kid i babysat who filled his playstation with peanut butter before i got there, just every time he went back to it and asked why it’s not working, i opened it and pointed to the peanut butter stains and said “you did that” and he says “yeah”, “will it work like that?” “…no”, and when he got it and promised to never put anything but games into a game machine again, his parents bought another and he kept his promise. it works, even at that age.

this was a long and unnecessary rant but so many times i’ve seen parents IMMEDIATELY replace their kids’ toys/electronics that they destroy over and over again and i’m just like NO THEY’RE NOT LEARNING ANYTHING THAT WAY 

they also don’t learn from being thrown into fires

yeah but they’re quieter that way

I would’ve gotten the fuck beat outta me.

(Source: ogtmoreno, via hiddlemydiddle)

darkest-fallen-angel:

platypus-in-a-bottle:

kristoffbjorgman:

a sad and lonely Mike Wazowski for your dashboard
I wonder what happens when you drag him

love how this is gonna look on my blog

IF YOURE ON MOBILE CLICK IT!!!
Oct 20

darkest-fallen-angel:

platypus-in-a-bottle:

kristoffbjorgman:

a sad and lonely Mike Wazowski for your dashboard

I wonder what happens when you drag him

love how this is gonna look on my blog

IF YOURE ON MOBILE CLICK IT!!!

(Source: kristoffbjorgman, via n0rthern--wind)

darkest-fallen-angel:

platypus-in-a-bottle:

kristoffbjorgman:

a sad and lonely Mike Wazowski for your dashboard
I wonder what happens when you drag him

love how this is gonna look on my blog

IF YOURE ON MOBILE CLICK IT!!!
Oct 20

darkest-fallen-angel:

platypus-in-a-bottle:

kristoffbjorgman:

a sad and lonely Mike Wazowski for your dashboard

I wonder what happens when you drag him

love how this is gonna look on my blog

IF YOURE ON MOBILE CLICK IT!!!

(Source: kristoffbjorgman, via n0rthern--wind)

Oct 20

onlylolgifs:

Turtle enjoying a bath)

(via foreverandaday-misfit)

Oct 19

jacknightshadefrost:

frozen-autumn-sky:

What have I done…

you just made Frozen so much better

(via fetusvoldemort)

vixenviv:

conversation-stimulus:

can u tell the difference: death metal album art or magic the gathering card

HAAHAHAHAHAAA

Oct 19
thewesw:

This is some anime level shit right here.


NIGHTWING
Oct 19

thewesw:

This is some anime level shit right here.

NIGHTWING

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via threesomesinbelize)

Oct 19
Me sexting my English girl
6-66x39:

Mohawk warrior shakes his rifle after battle with Canadian police — July 11, 1990(x)
Oct 19

6-66x39:

Mohawk warrior shakes his rifle after battle with Canadian police — July 11, 1990

(x)

(via chinookorca)